What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 10:51
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What was your first trans experience like?
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No way
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.